"TRACY'S HOUSE" (originally titled "NINE NEWS") is a fictional work, and does not reflect or represent the views or interests of all the brave, hard working folks at WCPO's channel 9 News (or Scripts Howard) in Cincinnati, Ohio who work night after night to bring you the TRUTH.

For those who "complained"....

Our deepest apologies to all the confused 9 News "viewers" who were stupid enough to think the piece was a real broadcast.

Yours truly

-The Guy in the picture

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